Category: Humor

Today’s Friday poetry moment in quotes

Every week, I get an awesome quote or two from my boss Stuart for our now much-looked-forward-to Friday poetry moment in quotes. Today’s? By Kurt Vonnegut:

If you really want to hurt your parents and you don’t have nerve enough to be homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts.

We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down.

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Resonates! Next time I go skydiving I want to do so through a rainbow.

9 things people always say at zoning hearings, illustrated by cats | Austin On Your Feet

6. “What this neighborhood really needs is a coffee shop, not more apartments.”

For all the mean things people sometimes say about developers, a lot of folks seem to fashion themselves amateur land developers, with a keen eye on exactly what types of businesses will succeed or fail. As it turns out, those things coincide perfectly with the things they personally enjoy.

 

Source: Greater Greater Washington

9 things people always say at zoning hearings, illustrated by cats | Austin On Your Feet

A Thanksgiving Miracle – SNL

I love this!!! “I’m just trying to get to know Jamal!”

A Thanksgiving Miracle – SNL

There’s only one thing that can keep a family (Beck Bennett, Jay Pharoah, Cecily Strong, Aidy Bryant, Matthew McConaughey, Kate McKinnon, Vanessa Bayer) from fighting at Thanksgiving: Adele.